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A playful reclamation of the green leaf.
The "Kale Not Just for Lesbians" design uses confident typography to challenge the stereotype with a wink. It celebrates the universal love of healthy eating, the joy of cooking, and the humor found in breaking labels. It’s a nod for the foodie, the gardener, the health enthusiast, and anyone who knows that good greens are for everyone.
The clean, minimal lettering lets the phrase speak for itself, turning a common assumption into a conversation starter. It speaks to the person who finds joy in the kitchen, the farmer’s market, and the simple pleasure of a well-prepared meal, regardless of who they are or who they love.
Printed on our signature premium Bella + Canvas tee, it offers the soft, lived-in comfort of 100% cotton (or a cotton/heather blend) in a relaxed, unisex fit. It’s the perfect shirt for the grocery run, the cooking class, the brunch table, or the casual day when you want to wear your humor with pride.
A design for everyday people who believe in good food and good laughs. Wear it for the salad, the stir-fry, or the moment you decide to break the mold.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Kale Not Just for Lesbians T-Shirt
$34.99
The "Kale Not Just for Lesbians" design uses confident typography to challenge the stereotype with a wink. It celebrates the universal love of healthy eating, the joy of cooking, and the humor found in breaking labels. It’s a nod for the foodie, the gardener, the health enthusiast, and anyone who knows that good greens are for everyone.
The clean, minimal lettering lets the phrase speak for itself, turning a common assumption into a conversation starter. It speaks to the person who finds joy in the kitchen, the farmer’s market, and the simple pleasure of a well-prepared meal, regardless of who they are or who they love.
Printed on our signature premium Bella + Canvas tee, it offers the soft, lived-in comfort of 100% cotton (or a cotton/heather blend) in a relaxed, unisex fit. It’s the perfect shirt for the grocery run, the cooking class, the brunch table, or the casual day when you want to wear your humor with pride.
A design for everyday people who believe in good food and good laughs. Wear it for the salad, the stir-fry, or the moment you decide to break the mold.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |